Smoke’s Burritorie 2018-02-06T14:16:39-04:00



During SMOKE’S second attempt to circumnavigate the globe BAREFOOT WATER SKIING, he encountered a VICIOUS STORM and washed up unconscious on a remote Mexican beach. Some local DONKEY herders found him naked, badly sunburned and needing some serious nourishment. Had it not been for the quick thinking of the village doctor and the first recorded use of MEDICAL BURRITOS he may not be with us today. The days grew into weeks and then months as SMOKE became stronger, faster and smarter. He trained daily with his hosts – running through the humid jungles, climbing the tallest temples and wrestling the most FEARSOME BEASTS (all fuelled by an endless supply of BURRITOS). Mounted on his DONKEY steed, he visited all the local tourist sites and developed a true love for the land and it’s colourful array of souveniers. Eventually SMOKE grew strong enough to jog his way back home and vowed that someday he would HONOUR HIS SAVIOURS and build a fitting monument to their selfless acts. Welcome to that monument. Can we take your order?

Smoke’s Burritorie is about more than just Burritos.

It’s all about delivering an unforgettable experience surrounding the Burrito. We like to have fun and don’t take ourselves too seriously. We’re here to entertain our customers and appeal to ALL of their senses, not just taste. Smoke’s Burritorie is a place where you can forget about reality for as long as it takes to stuff your mouth full of the tastiest Burrito you’ll ever come across. 

Choose one of our Wacky Burritos, like Smoke’s own Pad Thai, Spaghetti & Meatball or Chicken & Waffle, or build your own from our endless selection of ingredient combinations. 


What inspires a man to launch a rocket into space? What compels him to flex his biceps to Hulk Hogan proportions? And what greatness causes a man, like SMOKE, to create the most gastronomical dish of all time?



The WEINER is one of the oldest forms of processed food but although it is commonly believed that it was invented much, much earlier, the hot dog itself was in face invented in 1986 by Smoke.